I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right wrist. I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
On Mar 16, 11:29 am, "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > wrist. > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
Bent Attorney Esq. wrote: > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > wrist. > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
Octo-zombies
-- Dave What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan
Bent Attorney Esq. wrote: > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > wrist. > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
That's even funnier than the sad or alternatively, menacing lobster:) --
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"The probability for an event that can happen in two indestinguishable ways is the sum of the probability of each way considered seperetly."
"Yes, at all cost wealth must stay in the hands of the few and be maximised by moving its capital to the cheapest labour. We all work harder and harder to achieve ever more pointless objectives, but mark my words, the end is nigh sinners, the end is nigh! While we all watched each other and god we forgot mother earth and our drive for more and more is reaching the end of the line and all will end in hell and climate change. Repent sinners! Technology must be used to reduce work not increase it, we must learn to sit by the sweet waters of our rivers playing our lyres, not flying to somebody else sweet waters to be photographed grinning for Facebook."
>>I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just >>that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out >>different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I >>turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned >>back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right >>wrist. >>I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) >>are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing >>that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till >>the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. >>I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
> Octo-zombies
There are microbes, bacteria and at least one type of frog that can go into a cationic state for years and years under extremes of heat and cold, lay immobile, unmoving, even frozen & seemingly dead and yet survive and revive.
"...existential brain matter leads easily to the conclusion of an epiphenomenological consciousness that can be reduced solely to the material...."
"The probability for an event that can happen in two indestinguishable ways is the sum of the probability of each way considered seperetly."
"Yes, at all cost wealth must stay in the hands of the few and be maximised by moving its capital to the cheapest labour. We all work harder and harder to achieve ever more pointless objectives, but mark my words, the end is nigh sinners, the end is nigh! While we all watched each other and god we forgot mother earth and our drive for more and more is reaching the end of the line and all will end in hell and climate change. Repent sinners! Technology must be used to reduce work not increase it, we must learn to sit by the sweet waters of our rivers playing our lyres, not flying to somebody else sweet waters to be photographed grinning for Facebook."
> On Mar 16, 11:29 am, "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> > wrote: > > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > > wrist. > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
> On Mar 16, 11:29 am, "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> > wrote:
> > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > > wrist. > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
> Get off the drugs, man.
That's easy to say until you've been kilt by Octopussy! Man she's a fine wench!
We have seen vampire movies and vampire television shows, like True Blood, which I watch, but I am ready for a zombie come back. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I miss the zombies. There is something about a creature I can out-run, that I like.
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:29:09 -0700 (PDT), "Bent Attorney Esq."
<parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote: >I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just >that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out >different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I >turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned >back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right >wrist. >I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) >are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing >that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till >the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.
On Mar 16, 6:18 pm, brooklyn1 <gravesen...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:29:09 -0700 (PDT), "Bent Attorney Esq."
> <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote: > >I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > >that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > >different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > >turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > >back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > >wrist. > >I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > >are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > >that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > >the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks.
In article <1ece2438-e8a9-4052-9cf2-2848f1f48...@g11g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>, "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > wrist. > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
You are kidding... Right? -- Peace! Om
"Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." --Steve Rothstein
> > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > > wrist. > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
> On Mar 16, 11:39 pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote: > > In article > > <1ece2438-e8a9-4052-9cf2-2848f1f48...@g11g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>, > > "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > > > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > > > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > > > wrist. > > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > > > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > > > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
> > You are kidding... Right? > > --
> I hope so.
Either that or you've been in to the catnip. <g> -- Peace! Om
"Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." --Steve Rothstein
> > On Mar 16, 11:39 pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > In article > > > <1ece2438-e8a9-4052-9cf2-2848f1f48...@g11g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>, > > > "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just > > > > that: frozen; with no chance at further life. Well I found out > > > > different. I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. I > > > > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. When I turned > > > > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right > > > > wrist. > > > > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's) > > > > are dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's a good thing > > > > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till > > > > the cows came home. Last time for tentacles folks. > > > > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. Back ribs comin' up!
> > > You are kidding... Right? > > > --
> > I hope so.
> Either that or you've been in to the catnip. <g> > --
It was quite an experience. I wonder if octopii have ink because when I stuck the darned thing ink started squirtin' all over the place. Maybe it ate a squid just before it got froze up and I hit the squid's ink bladder?
In article <4dbd351f-9e91-476d-9bf4-b92afb5e0...@z11g2000yqz.googlegroups.com>, "Bent Attorney Esq." <parkstreetboo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > You are kidding... Right? > > > > --
> > > I hope so.
> > Either that or you've been in to the catnip. <g> > > --
> It was quite an experience. I wonder if octopii have ink because when > I stuck the darned thing ink started squirtin' all over the place. > Maybe it ate a squid just before it got froze up and I hit the squid's > ink bladder?
Octopus and squid are related. Yes, they do have an ink gland. :-) -- Peace! Om
"Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." --Steve Rothstein
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